Sunscreen and Spirits and Spring Break...Oh my!

So, SB2K11 is coming up soon. For some schools, it's already here/happening/happened. It also means bikini bottoms. And I don't mean SpongeBob Squarepants' choice of inhabitance.

Random aside: How hilarious is it that Mr. Krabbs lives in Bikini Bottom. Oh irony....

So, I love spring break don't get me wrong. Spring Break is awesome. I went to the quintessential SB spot last year  (PCB) with a bunch of friends and had a LOT of fun. But, every time spring break comes along I always panic.

It would be awesome if I could just wish myself thinner to my pre-Christmas break size, but it never happens. So I spend 3 months crash dieting/going to the gym 8x a day (Slight exaggeration, but you get the idea). It's probably good that I'm going home and working this spring break (and possibly making a weekend trip to Hilton Head...), but I can't shake the whole crash-diet/lose weight for sb2k11 fever. And shopping for bikini bottoms does nothing to help this.
I bet TrimSpa is making a lot of money right now, though. And without Anna Nicole.